ACME Survey Form

Welcome to the ACME survey form.

Here we will match your evil intentions with our fine products list.

please submit your answers in an accurate and timely manner.
(It's important for the survey.)

first name:

last name:

address: (we need to know where to send the bill!)

What is your customer type? (some types get special discounts: choose one only)
coyote
human
other sentient being type

What are your product interests? (you may choose more than one)
giant boulder
giant anvil
exploding rockets
giant slingshots
other destructive devices

give us your comments!
(we likely won't listen but you can try anyway!)

(please note that some items cost more due to shipping weight.)